Lord Alexander The Mafia Vampire by Joey Gambino

Author:Joey Gambino [Gambino, Joey]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-02-20T00:00:00+00:00

THE LOVERS CARD

Vampire Jesus also known as Bourbon Jesus was known for performing miracles with his dragon bone wand. He turned water into bourbon with this wand he always carried with him in his Versace satchel. Bourbon Jesus would get drunk on fairy and dwarf blood and begin preaching to his night club members. He would hypnotize the patrons of his bar and entice people to leave half of their paychecks as tips, since he collected a percentage from the bartenders. Vampire Jesus would lie to the drunkards under hypnosis and convince them he was really Jesus and had multiple children to feed.

Bourbon Jesus would preach his fifty percent donation nonsense and bang every mans wife while he sat on Satan’s Chair. His favorite wife to bang was Mrs. Falcone, who was Italian werewolf mobster Jimmy ‘The baby arm’ Falcone’s wife. Jimmy was always out of town doing the ‘family business’ and was hardly around to keep track of Mrs. Falcone. Suppose Jimmy ‘the baby arm’ caught the two doing sex, the two lovers would be gunned down inside Sex In Satan’s Chair night club and stuffed in an oil barrel by the end of the week. Vampire Jesus was under Lord Alexander’s protection and that meant he was untouchable to any werewolf wise guy.

Vampire Jesus lecherous ways of life was another reason Lord Alexander made him pay higher kick backs to the racketeering kingpin. A werewolf wise guy by the name of Bobby ‘the chin’ Johnson was known to frequent the nightclub ran by Vampire Jesus.

Bobby ‘the chin’ was a close associate of the King of New Orleans. Bobby ran his own protection racket against Vampire Jesus with Lord Alexander’s permission. Bobby knew Vampire Jesus was secretly bisexual and threatened to expose his secret to the world which would have gotten him murdered by Lord Alexander. No wise guy or associate is allowed to be gay or bisexual unless they are female. That rule was first made by the original Vampire God Vincent since the dawn of man.

Although Bobby ‘the chin’ was werewolf he was actually the underboss to the Esplanade Vampire Crime Family and a capo in the Werewolf Mafia. Bobby was a big earner for the vampires since he knew how to cook ledger books and make their business dealings harder to track by the feds. Bobby ‘the chin’ got that nickname since he had a cleft chin and was incredibly handsome.

The King would get drunk from consuming too much dwarf blood and rum and would misdial Bobby ‘the chin’ occasionally. He would randomly call Bobby at two in the morning and say good morning beautiful thinking it was his wife the Mad Doctor. The two friends would laugh about the mistake when Lord Alexander was stone cold sober.

Bobby ‘the chin’ also ran his prostitution racket inside the Sex in Satan’s chair night club. Basically, he would help Vampire Jesus give the patrons an ungodly amount of cheap booze. The pair would lure men and women into

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